Dear Danny Should I Enlarge My Breasts (you what?)
I got the following in my mailbox today. It goes to show that you never quite leave The Sun.
Dear Danny,
So I found you again. I sent you a question when you were doing Ask Danny on The Sun, and you didnt reply so maybe now youll answer my question like you did answer questions for other Dear Danny questions. I am 28 and good looking everyone says but I cant seem to find a boyfriend and I keep going out and on the internet and none of these guys are great, and I am thinking maybe if I get bigger breasts it will work for me, but I know you will say it is only vain. I am worried I will always be alone and I am fed up. I want a nice boyfriend like everyone else? Will you answer me this time please You can put this on your blog but please dont my name.
S. xxx [name withheld]
Dear 'S',
What a shocker, you tracked me down! Well, welcome to my blog. It's been quite a while since I responded to questions on 'Ask Danny', but as you've taken the time to find me, here are my thoughts for what they're worth:
There seem to be a lot of people out there who are settling down later in life and have more fun for longer in their 20's 30's and 40's. It strikes me that part of the challenge is that as we become more mature, our requirements-list for a partner becomes longer, and we're less adaptable to compromise. Maybe it's a sign of the times. Maybe that's something that we, as a society, will have to deal with in the future.
It also strikes me that punctuation and grammar are going down the drain. Maybe we'll have to deal with that too, as a society, in the future.
But all the above is no good to you at all, so here are a few bullet-points in Dear Danny fashion:
- Stop looking so hard - desperation is palpable from miles away, and isn't attractive. If you sent me this question back in the day, and you sent it to me again now, you're obviously preoccupied with it, and trust me, this preoccupation scares men witless. So..
- Stop looking for him, and start enjoying yourself instead. If you do, you're actually much more likely to meet someone. Here's my guarantee: the moment you genuinely stop looking, that's when it will happen.
- Don't enhance your breasts if your aim is to net a man. That usually has the opposite effect, and you'll be left forever wondering if they want you for you, or for... them two.
- My mate M. offered to help you out, but he's got a girlfriend already, so here's another warning for you: beware of married men!
- Make sure you're surrounded by friends. Friends are the number one way to meet the right guy.
And finally - maybe it's time to work on your self esteem. You'd be amazed how many attractive people have issues with how they look, and feelings of low self-worth. Find a confidence course, take up a martial art, do something different and new to rejuvenate you.
Do let me know how you get on! Good luck!
That (Dear) Danny